(AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU)
LOOK WHAT I MADE
i fucking snorted oh mY GOD
This is the most amazing thing oh my God
when someone yells STOP i never know if its in the name of love, or if its hammertime
I was at Target today and I was stroking the cover of Supernatural for no reason and a lady who worked there walked up to me
- Person: so you like Supernatural?
- Me: I LOVE Supernatural.
- Person: no one loves it as much as me.
- Me: I'm sorry, it sounded like you just challenged my loyalty to a fandom. Wanna repeat that?
- Person: Well, how do you kill a vampire? Stake to the heart or silver?
- Me: neither. You cut their head off.
- Person: *arms start flailing and she hugs me*